Saturday, May 05, 2007

Adventures of Yenkey - 1

Part 1:
The most respectful personality turns out to be a comic!
GUN-LICENSE EPISODE!

Yenkey is a person who is considered to be the most dignified person amongst the students during first semester of the college when nobody knew much about Yenkey. But he had a hidden comic character in him!!
During those initial days in college, he used to be so active during some lectures like Engineering Mechanics, Strength of Materials (SOM), Mathematics etc. Most of the times, Ayekaey used to sit next to Yenkey. Once during a SOM class,
Yenkey : (Not seemed to pay much attention on problems given by the lecturer)

Ayekaey: (Not really able to understand the reason)

Yenkey: (Removes a small 10 pages booklet which of the size of the driving license book in India from his bag!..It looked so old.. almost torn also... He puts it back inside again after 2-3 seconds. He repeats the same thing four to five times)

Ayekaey:(Wondering why he was doing all this... thought that he was doing all this so that he asks him what is that small book about.. and then he whispers.. ) hey yenkey.. YENO, what is this small book that you are seeing and keeping it inside from that time?

Yenkey: (some what satisfied that someone asked him as to what was that..) hey.. idhu GUN LICENSE kano!

Aye: aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Yenkey: Hoon kano. Idhu Gun License.. Idhu namma Appandhu. (father's gun license)..

Aye: Hey Yenkey... but this looks like some old Radio License.. that wireless radio license.. Even though the cover page is torn, i can see some drawing of a wireless radio there.!! How can it be Gun License?

Yenkey: Illa kano.. this is Gun license only.. this belongs to my father!
Aye: Ok Ok.. Bidappa... But why did u get it here?!?! (By that time Aye knew, it was just to boast abt himself)

Yenkey: Adhu..... adhu.... hmmmm... haaan... Gun license expire aagbittidhe.. So renew maadisbeku! DC officenalli!!

Aye: Oh.. houdha... But nimma appana hatthira Gun license yaake idhe??

Yenkey: Lo... Namma appana hatthira bari Gun License alla... GUN kooda idhe!!! :)

Aye: Adhe guruve.. Yella Ok.. But ee GUN yaake???

Yenkey: Namma mane ondhu thumba REMOTE placealli idhe kano.. Alli Kallaru yavaaglu barthaa irthaare... So, nammappa Gun itkondiddaare...!

Aye: Yellirodhu nimma mane..

Yenkey: Namma mane doorada hebbaal hatthira.. !

Aye: (As this incident happnd in 2001 .. I had to beleive it this time)! Ok..

Yenkey: (Not stopping here.. He had more to say!..) Monne (Day before yesterday), namma manege kalla bandiddha.... Yellaaru yeddu full sounds maadadmeele hedari oodihoodha. Namma thande avanu oodhoogthaa iddaaga Gun Fire maadadru!!

Aye: haaan!!! yaarige yenaaythu?? oodihogthaa irovra mele gun fire yaake maadadro!? Modale Gun license expire aagidhe anthella heelthaa idiya!?

Yenkey: Yaarigu yenaaglilla.. Air-alli fire maadadru .. So no problems.!

Ayekey:

Ayekey: oh.. howdeno?! sakkath maga! yeenidhu heegella!!
Lo... Full level maga nindu .. GUN license yella college-ge carry maadthiya!!

Yenkey: Howdu kano... Sakkath powerfull ee license.. Kalla yenaadru GUN point maadadre, namma Appa, GUN licensena kallana mundhe point maadthaare.. Kalla, avana kayyalli GUN idroo kooda.. Full speedalli odhoogthaane!!

Ayekey: Super kano... But nanagyaako idhu GUN license thara kaanasthaane illa.. yaavudo HALE wireless raido license thara idiyallapaa!?

Yenkey: hhhmmm.. adhu... hmm... adhu... hey hey.. yella ondhe thara irattho... Ok.. bidu.. lets listen to the lecture now!

Ayekey: ha!?

This was the first time that Ayekey got to know about Yenkey! From here the comedy starts...
Yenkey and his Adventures!!!! GET GOING....

Comments plz!

DISCLAIMER: put up in the previous entry in the blog

11 comments:

Shrinidhi Hande said...

nice

Chetan said...

but... gun yake??

Chetan said...

bandal badaayi yenkey!! great goin abhi...

Anonymous said...

ayekaey sounds like "aye f*** him i say", translating to english that is...


Maybe thats what ayekaey and yenkey will do in coming episodes...

Anonymous said...

abhi, i remember one more yenkey's adventure...

hoping that u will post that also.. will be waiting for that...
good going....

Abhishek said...

I would keep up all your expectations!!!
Everything will come in a well defined order!!

Gangadharayya said...

Hi Abhi,
Good example of CREATIVITY... hope it will become as famous as DLIBERT.

Gangadharayya said...

CREATIVE PERSON'S BLOG...

vedik said...

Thank god yenkey did not get his water gun to school and say that was a real gun

Anonymous said...

til here its nice..let me c d continuation
-- - from shruthi ;)
mm and orkut gal

Apoorva said...

Super...

Upendrana song nenapaagutthe...
"bari olu bari olu"