Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Adventures of Yenkey - 3
Yenkey and the Indian Army
The Super HERO:
Yenkey was already world famous in the whole college by this time!!!!! His next step and aim in life seemed to us like, he wanted to only maintain his image! Heegiruvaaga, Ondu dina college classroomalli as-usual lecturer iralilla..
Ayekey: Yesterday Republic Day functionalli, did u see?? A small boy-ge Bravery Award kotru. Yeenappa.. Avarigella Sakkath Dhairya alweno Yenkey..!
Yenkey: Lo.. Adyaava maha.. If we had informed the Police/ concerned authority, even nanagu avaru nyaayavaagi, last 4 years back bravery award kodabeekitthu..
Ayekey: Howdha?? neenyeen maadadyo?? Reel sutthbittu yaarannaadru bachaav maadadya...?? Reel Sutthkondunu innobranna SAVE maadbahudu antha ivatthe gothaagiddu....!!!
Or else probably neenu... Mostly.. Cntrl+S or F2 key na computer keyboardalli votthbittirthiya... Correcta???
Yenkey: Ilvo maga... I saved Hundred's of LIVES!!!
Ayekey: (Ayekey already knew by this time that there will be a REEL that he needs to listen to!).. Hundreds of Livesa???? Yapppaa... super nan maga kano neenu... Heege maadadyo???
Yenkey: You know..? Namma Mane thumba Remote placealli idhe...
Ayekey: Adhe Doorada Hebbala.. thaane?? correcta?
Yenkey: Hoon.. ashte alla kano.. Its on a small Hillock! onthara.. Bettada meele idhe annabahudu.!
Ayekey: Haan?! Oh.. Full scenery noodabahudu haagidre.. Ley.. Nimma manege karkondu hogo ondhu dina.. plz!
Yenkey: Sari.. Adirali.. Eega kelu swalpa.. Aamlele yenaaythu andhre, Ondu dina raathri.. naanu malkondameele, full heavy Rainsu.. Until morning.,, it was very heavy rains.
Next day morning yeddeltheeni... Nodadre Full Floodsu bandbittidhe!!
Ayekey: Oh.. Nimma house mulugi hooytha? :O
Yenkey: Illa kano.. Namma house bettada meele idiyalla.. So yeenaagilla.. Namma house-du bettada kelage iro manegaLellaa, full covered with water.. Namma Terrace-indha noodadre yella kade bettadha kelage iruva houses yella, full of water... Unbelievable -aagitthu adhu??
Ayekey: (whispers....)Nanage eega neenu heelthirodhu Unbelievable aagi kaanasthidhe! :(
Yenkey: Yenu? yeenanadhe neenu eega??
Ayekey: Naana?? Yeenilvalla.. Neenu continue maadappa!
Yenkey: hoon.. Kelage janarella, Avara Terrace meele nithubittiddaare!! Help ! Help! antha kiracchkondu...
Ayekey: Oh! so sad! paapa... (Reelallaadru swalpa karune thoorbaarda!?)
Yenkey: Aaga nammappaa......
Ayekey: (whispers...) Ayyoo... matthe bandhra scenealli nimmappa??!!!
Yenkey: Aaga nammappa, Avara Friendge phone maadiru. Within 20 minutes, Indian Army came flying in the Helicopter!!
Ayekey: Haan!?? Yenu.. Indian armyna?? Flyinga??? oooooff!
Yenkey: Hoon... Indian Army.. In the Helicopter, avaru Food packets thandidru!!! They dropped all of them on my house... Aaga naane aa Food packetsna thogondu hoogi, those who were shouting for help, avarellarigu hanchddhe! Everyone praised me. I was like the hero that day.
Ayekey: yappa... Indian army anthe... Food packets anthe.. Avaru nimmappana friend anthe...! Foodna nimma house mele drop maaadadranthe... neenu hanchadyanthe!! Adakke neenu Herona??? yappa. yentha Reel idhu! Idakke BRAVERY awards bere kodthaara...??
Though Yenkey had produced series of REELS in a single shot that day, on how he became a hero before 4 years...., Yenkey had become the Real hero for the day for creating the best of his reels in his 'reeling career'...!!!!!!!!!
Next on Yenkey: Yenkey and the Drunkards!